I finally got a new floor installed in the upstairs sleeping porches. Sorry, Mom, but I went with the self-stick tile. It's funny...vinyl flooring seems to only come in patterns that look fake, and then others that look even more fake. After countless hours of researching about and obsessing over my choice, I am happy with these faux-parquet tiles. Of all of the options that I encountered, they seemed to be the best combination of looking nice (decent color, pattern that easily disguises flaws) and being honest about what they are (not really wood!). To install, I needed a straight edge, tape measure, and a utility knife. An easy-peasy, two-afternoon job.